Post the Monday ops brief in Slack from the week's numbers
The Monday brief is the routine that keeps a team honest, and the first thing dropped in a busy week. Agent FM runs it on schedule: every Monday it pulls last week's numbers from the ops sheet, writes the brief with the headline metrics and their deltas, and puts the flags on top, worst first, in plain language. The draft waits for your OK before it posts to the channel, so the team hears the week from you, not from a robot. The numbers conversation starts at 8:05 instead of whenever someone finds time to build it.
Every Monday at 8, pull last week's numbers from the ops sheet.
Write the brief: the headline metrics with their deltas, then the flags, worst first. Keep it under 120 words, plain language, no charts.
Draft it as a Slack post for #ops and wait for my OK before it goes out.